Nine Words that Women Use

Read dis, u might see how freaking funny but dis is so true! (:

• Fine: 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

• Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

• Nothing: 

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

• Go Ahead: 

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

• Loud Sigh: 

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

• That’s Okay: 

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

• Thanks: 

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

• Whatever: 

Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU!

• Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: 

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’  For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
 

Hahhahah!  My fav word is "ntah". Tu, aku guna bile aku da sangat malas nak react. ;p